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Mr. George Pistofferson is an Afro-American senior citizen and a bad guy that appears in "Stinkmeaner 3: The Hateocracy". He is a borderline psychopath and a member of Colonel Stinkmeaner's old group called the Hateocracy.


Pistofferson first met with the three senior citizens at a retirement home. The three people were Colonel H. Stinkmeaner, Lord Rufus Grabmiser and Lady Esmeralda Gripenasty. At first, they hated each other right away, but immediately, they hated everyone else even more. They brought mayhem and trouble upon everyone including their fellow elderly folk before being finally kicked out. That's when they went their seperate ways.

Upon Stinkmeaner's death, the three remaining members of the Hateocracy reassembled and vowed to seek revenge against the Freeman family.

Return of the Hateocracy[]

Stinkmeaner's crew decides to avenge him by seeking revenge for his death and hunting down the Freemans. They first show up at a gas station, run by Uncle Ruckus, who is throwing darts at a newspaper picture of President Barack Obama. They ask if he knows Granddad, which he admits. A fight ensues due to Ruckus's racial remarks, and he is assaulted.

At the Freeman home, Riley turns on the television to see the news story of the event. Riley jokingly remarks how Ruckus was "beat up by a bunch of old n***as", but Huey is unsure of the happening. Granddad leaves to go fishing, ignoring the event.

Two of the members show up at Huey and Riley's school and request the boys' presence. The two are called down to the main office to see "their aunt and uncle". Huey, aware that something is wrong, has Riley follow him outside where they meet the two members. They are astonished by their physical abilities, and they are then outmatched by the two elders after an epic fight. Then the school bell rings, excusing the children from their classes, effectively saving the two brothers.

At the same time, Robert Freeman is attacked while out fishing by the third member of the crew, who uses a modified Flying Guillotine. He survives by throwing a bucket of crabs at the man and swims away to safety.

The Freemans look up Stinkmeaner on Wikipedia. His story reveals that he was part of a crew named the "Hateocracy". The crew is made up of Lord Rufus Crabmiser (who attacked Granddad), Lady Esmeralda Gripenasty, and Mr. George Pistofferson (who attacked Huey and Riley). The crew hated each other at first sight, but hated everyone else more. Upon Stinkmeaner's death, the crew reassembled and sought revenge on the Freeman family.

The Freemans do not know what to do next. Riley suggests that they fight back. His plan goes haywire when Ed Wuncler III, as usual, attacks the wrong people. Huey then suggest hiring Oprah Winfrey's former bodyguard, Bushido Brown, but Bushido Brown's service requires many fees on his bodyguard bill. Granddad fires him, but opening the door, he sees the Hateocracy at their driveway. Granddad then rehires him for double-pay.

Bushido Brown holds his own against the Hateocracy at first, defeating one member by causing her wig to come off. But in the end, Bushido Brown is beheaded by the Flying Guillotine. Stinkmeaner cites the formula mentioned previously, noting that this killing was one example of the disaster wrought by a combined "N***a Moment" and "N***a Synthesis", which therefore, as mentioned earlier in the episode, equaled a "Complete Disaster!".

Desperate not to share Bushido Brown's fate, Granddad opens up and apologizes for killing Stinkmeaner. He reveals he didn't mean to kill him, he just didn't want to be shown up by a blind old man. The Hateocracy reveals they didn't even "give a shit about Stinkmeaner", but they wanted a particular family to reign terror on- Stinkmeaner's death only served as a convenient excuse to a convenient target. The police conveniently show up and arrest the Hateocracy. Though Riley is at first relieved, he then feigns frustration that "someone snitched", adding that "snitching is gay". Huey tells the officer that the Hateocracy had a n***a moment, to which he replies that jail can stop n***a moments for good. Stinkmeaner replies in narration that some n***as need to go to jail, but he's glad he's in Hell instead.


Despite his old age, George Pistofferson was skilled in martial arts, his attacks are rather wild and brutal compared to his fellow Hateocracy members.

He could also leap across a distance to stop the Freeman brothers from escaping.


  • His hat is a reference to JJ Evans from Good Times, who wore a similar hat in every episode. However his mustache and skin tone may be a reference to Bubba, a character from Sanford and Son.
  • He can be heard shouting "Dynomite!" when Bushido Brown is decapitated, another reference to JJ.
  • His surname is a play on Kristofferson, and the phrase "pissed off", which is a synonym of anger.
  • He appears to be the best hand-to-hand fighter of the crew, as he is the only member who's strikes actually land on Bushido Brown unblocked.